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2024-02-06 22:52:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Day 5 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: **Did we have f..

Day 5 of *“Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”*: **Did we have fun with this bear? Our lips are sealed…** 🫦 I’m actually a bit shy releasing this set!! It’s an old favorite of mine, from when I was suuuper new to OF. Cody showed me the ropes, stripped me down… and eventually had her way with me. [Pretty titty please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this 😘]

2024-02-06 02:40:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Day 5 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: **Did we have f..

Day 5 of *“Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”*: **Did we have fun with this bear? Our lips are sealed…** 🫦

2024-02-05 14:10:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Day 4 of ”Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: **I like your s..

Day 4 of *”Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”*: **I like your style, I like your class. But most of all, I like your… heart.** [24 photos, fully nude, many hot angles]

2024-02-04 15:18:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Today is day 3 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: **Doub..

Today is day 3 of *“Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”*: **Double your pleasure, double your fun…** This set is so sexy and fun, Keep and I couldn’t *keep* our hands off each other… **[Please remember to leave a ❤️]**

2024-02-04 02:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Day 3 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: **Double your p..

Day 3 of *“Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”*: **Double your pleasure, double your fun…**

2024-02-03 15:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Day 2 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: Sugary and thotty..

Day 2 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: Sugary and thotty, and everything naughty… This set starts cute and sweet, and ends up absolutely filthy, as I spread my pussy and asshole, begging for you to enter me… I got so turned on editing this, that I decided to include a **bonus sexy voice message** along with the set! So you can hear me moaning and telling you what I want you to do to me, while you enjoy seeing every inch of me… 💦 [Puhhhh—lease be a sweetheart and leave a ❤️! It means the world to me 🥰]

2024-02-03 02:40:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Day 2 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: Sugary and thotty..

Day 2 of “Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s”: Sugary and thotty, and everything naughty…

2024-02-02 14:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post

**Roses are yellow, violets are blue. Pull out your pecker, ..

**Roses are yellow, violets are blue. Pull out your pecker, and let’s make some goo!** Here is the complete (and fully nude) set I shared a preview of earlier. I’ve marked this super low, as a way of kicking off *Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s*. Please check back tomorrow for another silly joke in the morning, and another hot Valentine-themed bundle in the evening 🥰 [And pretty titty please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this! It makes a huge difference in my ability to support myself! 😚💕]

2024-02-02 02:31:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Today is Day 1 of ”Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s!” **Ro..

Today is Day 1 of *”Haydn’s 14 Days of Valentine’s!”* **Roses are yellow, violets are blue. Pull out your pecker, and let’s make some goo!** [Check back every morning for a new stupid Valentine’s Day pun, and every evening for the corresponding set. I’m marking some of these *extra* low, because V-Day has me feeling *extra* sweet with cherries on top 🥰]

2024-02-01 15:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m still sick, so I’ve been hiding in my pillow fort, inter..

I’m still sick, so I’ve been hiding in my pillow fort, internetting and watching TV.

2024-02-01 00:19:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Part 2! In case you missed it, here’s the deal: This is pa..

Part 2! In case you missed it, here’s the deal: This is part 2 of my Wadaisy/Wapeach set with @taylorsdiary (both costumes handmade by me!) 💕 These *ultra high quality* (and fully nude!) photos are muchhhh naughtier than part 1, and if you’re a Nintendo fan you aren’t gonna wanna miss them 💦 If you unlock this higher priced (and bigger) set, I will send you part 1 for free! If you unlock both, I’ll send you a bonus naughty voice message! Talk about a 1-Up! 🍄

2024-01-31 01:47:13 +0000 UTC View Post

I did it again!! There are FAR too many hot pics in this Wad..

I did it again!! There are FAR too many hot pics in this Wadaisy/Wapeach set, so here’s the plan: This is the first part of the set, which has fewer nude pics, but is priced CRAZY low! I’m uploading part 2 later tonight, and if you unlock the higher priced set, I will give you part 1 for free! If you unlock both, I’ll add in a bonus naughty voice message for you. So, whad’ya say!?

2024-01-31 01:21:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Okay, HONESTY TIME!! Why do some of you never ❤️ posts a..

Okay, **HONESTY TIME**!! Why do some of you never ❤️ posts after unlocking?? Do you forget? Are you too eager to start pumpin’ off? Do you think it’ll go to my head, and you’re trying to keep me humble? *I really wanna know!* Leaving a ❤️ after unlocking makes a *huge* difference in my ability to support myself. It may seem like a vanity metric, but in reality, many new users will use the like count to determine whether a post is worth unlocking. I’m not some big shot creator with a team and 100,000 subscribers, so your little like can make a big impact. Please consider unlocking in the future. If you go back through posts you’ve previously unlocked, and shoot me a message, **I will even send you a little bonus to show my appreciation.** Thank you so much!! 😚💕

2024-01-29 23:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Have you ever secretly wanted to bang the babysitter? We..

Have you ever secretly wanted to **bang the babysitter**? Well, this is the video for you. I’ve marked it extra low, because I’m feeling extra sweet!

I legitimately *just* got home from babysitting, so I figured now is the perfect time to share this 💕

[**10 minutes long, fully nude, simulated BJ…** This is an unusually low price price for such an explicit video, so don’t miss out!]

[Also please remember to leave a ❤️! Doing so helps my mood, and my ability to support myself. Thank you so much!! 😊]

2024-01-29 01:45:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m gonna go babysit for a bit, but I’ll be back later tonig..

I’m gonna go babysit for a bit, but I’ll be back later tonight for some playtime. Perhaps you can give me something else to “sit” on… 😏

2024-01-28 20:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Don’t forget!! My free stream is tonight at **7:30pm cen..

Don’t forget!! My **free stream** is tonight at **7:30pm central**!

2024-01-27 19:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post

This set is called “Bend Over and Cough”, and it’s possi..

This set is called **“Bend Over and Cough”**, and it’s possibly one of **THE HOTTEST** things I’ve ever made. Help me repay my debt to society, as you strip me down and perform a verrrry thorough search of my orifices. Lotttts of **up close pussy spreading and b-hole winking**. I honestly got super turned on editing the video, and had to masturbate again… 💦 **[Fully nude, 5.5 minutes long, 38 photos]** [Please remember to ❤️ this set!! It’s such a tremendous help 🥰]

2024-01-27 00:15:55 +0000 UTC View Post

The people have spoken! **Free stream Saturday at 7:30pm cen..

The people have spoken! **Free stream Saturday at 7:30pm central!** We’re starting a bit earlier than usual, as I’m babysitting on Sunday 🥰 [Pretty please ❤️ this so we can spread the word!! Your help means so very much to me 😚💕]

2024-01-26 14:07:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Oh hi! Just a reminder that my boobies and I still exist ☺️

2024-01-26 01:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post

[Forgot to add a poll, duh] Helloooo! Call me batty, but ..

[Forgot to add a poll, duh] *Helloooo!* Call me batty, but **I wanna stream again this weekend**. It’ll be at 8pm, but which day?? **[Pretty please remember to ❤️ this in addition to voting, so lots of people see it. Thank ya kindly!! 🥰]**

2024-01-24 16:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post

I finally edited my Where’s Waldo set from… 2 years ago?..

I finally edited my **Where’s Waldo** set from… 2 years ago? In celebration, I’m marking this set **WAY** low. So sit back, *find* some tissues, and let you show you why I’m worth looking for 😘 **[Fully nude, 25 photos, 2 videos]** [Please remember to ❤️ this!! It makes such a difference, and helps me to better support myself 🥰]

2024-01-24 02:45:36 +0000 UTC View Post

I shot a suuuuuper hot slo-mo strip search video in this out..

I shot a suuuuuper hot slo-mo strip search video in this outfit. How badly do you wanna see it?

2024-01-23 19:06:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Do you check my wall posts? If not, you’re missing out on am..

Do you check my wall posts? If not, you’re missing out on amazing deals on my older content! Like this video of me **bending over and spreading my pussy**, for a scant **$15**. Click the link to get a good and affordable fap 💦 https://onlyfans.com/838999370/thehaydnporter

2024-01-22 15:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post

IT’S HAPPENING!! Alrighty, you’ve convinced me. **Free..

***IT’S HAPPENING!!*** Alrighty, you’ve convinced me. **Free stream tonight at 8pm central!** You bring the lube, and I’ll bring the naked. SEE YOU SOON! 😚💕 [If you see this, please leave a ❤️ so we can spread the word. Thank ya kindly!]

2024-01-20 19:09:39 +0000 UTC View Post

I shot this last night, and I’m too excited to make you wait..

I shot this last night, and I’m too excited to make you wait for it! Ever wondered what it would be like if I got on top, and rode you until you came inside me? Well, I’ve got something to help with that… 💦 My pussy is *so* wet in this video that you can literally hear it. I get so turned on just watching this… Also, I sometimes stick out my tongue when I’m close to cumming. Pretty please don’t pick on me!! **[Fully nude, 9 minutes long + 12 bonus pics]** [Swipe for 2 naughty previews and 1 intro video] **[And pretty *pretty* please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this. It means the world to me!!]**

2024-01-20 01:38:43 +0000 UTC View Post

I am strongly considering doing a show Saturday night. Wha..

I am *strongly* considering doing a show Saturday night. What do you think?? It would be at 8pm central. If enough of you are down (and I have the energy) I’m up for it. Check back sometime tomorrow for an update :) [Please vote AND ❤️ this post, so we can spread the word!]

2024-01-19 23:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Oh hiii!! I can’t wait to share all the fun new things I’m s..

Oh hiii!! I can’t wait to share all the fun new things I’m shooting with you. Do you like my ogre sweater!? 👀

2024-01-19 13:03:51 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m shooting so much fun new stuff for you!! This is the pos..

I’m shooting so much fun new stuff for you!! This is the post recent pic from my camera roll. Don’t be deceived by my beaming smile. I am zombie. Verily.

2024-01-19 03:55:18 +0000 UTC View Post

🎉 Doo doodoo DOOOOOO!!! SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!! My IRL..

🎉 *Doo doodoo DOOOOOO!!!* **SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!** My IRL friend @taylorwould and I are doing a free surprise pajama party stream tonight at **10pm central**. The fun starts at 10 on her page, and we’ll switch over to mine around 10:45-11. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!

2024-01-17 20:45:13 +0000 UTC View Post