Good morning fart suckers!!!! What a retrograde, am I right? Of course I'm right! When am I wrong? Sorry for My absence, I know it's made you miss Me something fierce. Basically, all of My technology goodies broke and need to be replaced. I was lucky enough to get My phone repaired for the time being, but yeah, fuck that last retrograde.
2021-03-01 13:25:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Face it, I've always loved tormenting boys for My own pleasures and boys are extremely impressionable who will do ANYTHING for a pretty face. Listen to Me tell My friend about the first time I ever practiced sounding on some beta bitch.
2021-02-11 17:53:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning. Come pay Me to clean My dresser for Me, K Thanks
2021-02-09 16:45:05 +0000 UTC View Post
These leggings always put Me in a Peggy Bundy mood. I also really miss having a spacious bathroom with big countertops for Me to park Myself on. Change that for Me. 🤑
2021-02-08 17:04:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I love it when I have a chance to shower in the morning. How jealous are you of My towel and loofah?
2021-02-08 14:46:39 +0000 UTC View Post
I love it when I accidentally match My panties to My t-shirt.
2021-02-04 16:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostI ate a box of fiber bars to see how gassy I would get... This was the beginning of a smelly night! #fartsafterdark
2021-02-04 05:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostOpen up and wait for it. Got good? Atta boy, fart sucker.
2021-02-01 16:10:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! This fart was sooo smelly. You're little dick is going to leak for it!
2021-01-28 11:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Sniff My sweaty feet and thank Me for the privilege.
2021-01-22 18:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine, its another beautiful day to serve Me and to kiss My ass.
2021-01-21 17:32:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! Tell Me how bad you wish you were under Me while I do yoga this morning.
2021-01-20 10:53:40 +0000 UTC View PostHey fart suckers, I've been super bummed since I've needed to rehome My beloved Ball python. 😔
2021-01-19 20:22:24 +0000 UTC View Post
There's a panty sniffer among us.... I'm not even going to tell you when I'm mailing out these cotton panties. I know how much you love the anticipation and how much you need that kind of delightful agony in your life. Hahaha
2021-01-15 09:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Censored for your agony. Look closely, and you can see goosebumps on My soft skin...
2021-01-14 18:23:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I just ate a whole box of fiber bars just to see how gassy I'll get. This experiment is already compromised since I was already gassy!
2021-01-13 04:16:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning fart suckers! I know how much you wish I'd shrink you down with My magical dust and tuck you away. Out of sight, out of mind, am I right? Of course I'm right.
2021-01-11 09:56:16 +0000 UTC View PostRuminating on enjoyable bath time activities.
2021-01-08 01:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Nightly bath. No bubbles this time, just water that's as hot as can be and blunts.
2021-01-08 01:27:21 +0000 UTC View PostWith the recent events from yesterday at our Nation's Capital, if you need to talk about it, feel free to DM Me.
2021-01-08 01:17:19 +0000 UTC View PostYou can't get enough of My smelly farts. Did you think that one I shared last night was it? Silly fart sucker, you're so fucking dumb. I caught all of My stinky farts last night while getting ready for My amazingly hot bath. Every time you think of Me and My farts, you're going to tribute Me. You're going to tribute Me everytime because you love My farts and Superiority and you crave more, more, more.
2021-01-06 22:09:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhole new meaning to bubble farts! Ha ha ha
2021-01-06 03:47:12 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: I do squats on your face.
2021-01-04 17:35:26 +0000 UTC View PostIf you have experience with website building or wordpress, get at Me.
2021-01-02 13:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostI love it when you go above and beyond for Me. I love it when you keep things comfortable for Me. Not only do you know I deserve it, but you love to earn it for Me.
2020-12-31 22:20:54 +0000 UTC View Post
